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Thursday, December 9, 2010

Jeff Foxworthy's View on Canadians

This was an email I received that I'd like to share with you:


Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks.



If your local Dairy Queen is closed from

September through May,

You may live in Canada.


If someone in a Home Depot store

Offers you assistance and they don't work there,

You may live in Canada .


If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,

You may live in Canada .


If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation

With someone who dialed a wrong number,

You may live in Canada .


If 'Vacation' means going anywhere

South of Detroit for the weekend,

You may live in Canada .


If you measure distance in hours,

You may live in Canada .


If you know several people

Who have hit a deer more than once,

You may live in Canada .


If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'

In the same day and back again,

You may live in Canada .


If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow

During a raging blizzard without flinching,

You may live in Canada .


If you install security lights on your house and garage,

But leave both unlocked,

You may live in Canada .


If you carry jumper cables in your car

And your wife knows how to use them,

You may live in Canada .


If you design your kid's Halloween costume

To fit over a snowsuit,

You may live in Canada .


If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --

You're going 90 and everybody is passing you,

You may live in Canada .


If driving is better in the winter

Because the potholes are filled with snow,

You may live in Canada .


If you know all 4 seasons:

Almost winter, winter, still winter,

And road construction,

You may live in Canada .


If you have more miles

On your snow blower than your car,

You may live in Canada .


If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly',

You may live in Canada .


If you actually understand these jokes,

And forward them to all

Your Canadian friends and others,

You definitely live in Canada .

11 comments:

Suzie F. said...

Very funny! Although I don't live in Canada, I found that quite a few apply to my neck of the woods (Boston area). Thanks for the laugh :)

Jolene Perry said...

It all works for Alaskans too - except for km/h!!

Jai Joshi said...

Hilarious!

Jai

Clarissa Draper said...

This is so funny! And I'm Canadian, Eh!

Jenny N. said...

LOL I'm laughing and I'm canadian.

Arlee Bird said...

Pretty funny stuff and some of them don't just apply to Canada.

Lee
Tossing It Out

The Golden Eagle said...

That's so funny! :)

Stina Lindenblatt said...

I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying. They're all so true.

Here's one:

When you son wants an ice cream cake for his birthday, and it's December and -17 C out, you may live in Canada.

Seriously, why can't he want a regular cake for tomorrow!!!!!

Medeia Sharif said...

I love these and now I'm even more interested in visiting Canada.

Vicki Rocho said...

Someone adapted these for Iowans...and most of them still apply! Hahahaha.

Thanks for sharing!

Shari Green said...

Ahaha! These are great... and so true. :)